The Only Thing Useful I Got From My Ex-Husband Dressing
By Coco
(or you could just call it Greek dressing but I like my name much better. Until he finds this site and yells at me. But then he’d probably be more pissed about the power point presentation making fun of his engagement party. But since he’s my EX husband I guess his opinion means dick so I’ll call this dressing whatever the hell I want to. Sweet.)
Ingredients:
EVOO (yup that’s right. I just Rachel Ray’d your ass)
Red Wine vinegar
Garlic Salt
Onion powder
Directions: Add together to taste. No really that’s it. Add the oil & vinegar til it’s tangy but not too tangy. Then add the garlic salt til it’s salty but not too salty. And then throw in some onion powder. Simple? Yes. But for whatever reason everyone likes it. And it’s pretty authentic since said ex-husband was born to off-the-boat Greek parents. Which is probably one of the reasons he’s my ex. I bet had he been French his parents wouldn’t have hated me nearly as much. But then I wouldn’t have this recipe to make every night and now share with you. So it was all worth it… although I could have done without the legal fees.
