F’n Food
What? You don’t think we can cook? Wrong again bitches. True, on any given day we consume more uh, “liquid” calories than anything else but every now and then, we actually eat “real” food. (Although frankly I’d prefer a beer over a cheeseburger any day.) Anyways, Viv wanted to add recipes to our page to prove that we’re not completely incompetent and like, to get more traffic or some shit, so here we are… Bitter Fucking Recipes. Don’t like our shit? You know exactly where you can go.
The Only Thing Useful I Got From My Ex-husband Dressing
Gnocchi That’s A Hellofa Lot Easier Than Pie
Brittany Salad aka The Bacon Extravaganza
Roasted Potatoes and Artichokes With Feta
*Note: We are using links until one of us figures out the categories bullshit. Deal with it.
