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Comment on One bad idea… of many by Sally

Sally — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 19:48:03 +0000

Well Coco — to solve ONE of your problems I propose this — you need to get yourself a unicycle. Yes, I know what you’re thinking – I can barely ride a bike, and you dear friend propose a unicycle thereby taking away one of the two precious wheels? Yes Coco, a unicycle – and here’s why – you can NOT (repeat NOT) get a DUI (or BUI (biking under influence – real) or whatever they call it when you get one on a horse (yes, you can get a DUI whilst riding a horse)) BUT — you can NOT get a DUI on a unicycle. So … I think I know what I’m getting you for Christmas. Perhaps I should get that set of kids biking pads from K-mart as well… Cheers! Sally.

Comment on Adventures of a Cross Country Road Warrior by D

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 02:10:38 +0000

Fucking A, Coco. This story and photos remind me SO MUCH of driving (read riding because Dumpster is too much of a control freak to let me behind a wheel) from HugeAssMosquitos, TX to Shitsville, CA. Difference? We moved ourselves and in the cabin we had a 70 pound dog. THERE WAS NO MIDDLE SEAT. He sat on me the entire time with the breath of a dead hermit crab’s empty shell. I couldn’t even talk on the phone because it is so damn loud in those trucks. No XM radio, Mexican music galore and ol’ Dumpster was a pisspant so no good conversation there. Just me sweating underneath a huge, shedding smelly monster and the glorious scenery of West Texas to Smellslikecowshit, CA.

When we would stop and stay in motels, we’d lock big smelly monster in the bathroom so he could get drunk on toilet water and eat my loofahs.

Dumpter would pitch a fit everyday about fuck knows what and tell me I was being too sensitive about my grandmother’s stroke.
Trip. from. Hell.
Bitter? Nah.

Comment on Huzisms by Coco

Coco — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 00:55:03 +0000

You can’t say I didn’t warn you!

Comment on Huzisms by D

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:05:05 +0000

When we first started dating:

D: I don’t like playing games.
Dumpster: I don’t like being played games on.
D: Were you an English major?

We break up after his subsequent station to Hell’s Armpit, CA.
D: Please do not group text message me when your new LA gf is in said group.
Dumpster: Is this really you? Be real, yo.

Comment on The Fake ID Era by Bitter Wives Club

Bitter Wives Club — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:24:35 +0000

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Comment on Deutsche Bag by Bitter Wives Club

Bitter Wives Club — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 19:01:24 +0000

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Comment on Since when is castration legal? by jamie

jamie — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:10:18 +0000

valique all to be happy he want her just look at her and seems to me she broke he got the money she stay with him

Comment on Since when is castration legal? by jamie

jamie — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:08:50 +0000

i think yohan is to cute for a bitch like her

Comment on Honesty, Respect & Sex With Celebrities by Bitter Wives Club

Bitter Wives Club — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 20:53:34 +0000

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Comment on I’m Lazy by Coco

Coco — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 01:56:52 +0000

So are you moving up from Popov or down… I can’t quite tell…