Cast of Characters
In alphabetical order… certainly not in order of importance.
Binky- SP’s bestest girl friend.
Brie- Coco’s buddy. The world’s best military spouse!
Cass- Coco’s only friend in the armpit of the world. Serves as Coco’s memory. Frequently fields the following phone call from Coco “what do I have at 2 pm tomorrow afternoon?”
Chet- AKA Boston. One of El Diablo’s BFF. Can frequently be found in front of Viv & ED’s television playing Mario Cart on the Wii.
Chip- AKA Batman. The other of El Diablo’s BFF’s. Tends to disappear for significant periods of time.
Coco – See “About us”
Dee- Coco’s other good friend from the armpit. Her older more mature, reasonable friend… Her kiddos are FragJr. and LDawg.
Dubs – Moe’s husband. El Diablo’s boss. Viv’s friend of 10 years.
Elaine- Coco’s military spouse friend. One of the few who can hang.
El Diablo – Viv’s huz. Knew Coco in high school.
H.O.T.- Otherwise known as Helen of Troy. Coco’s friend. Helen also has a SassyPants at home.
HUZ- Coco’s husband. Huz is for lack of a better nickname. I think from now on we’ll call him Tel Aviv.
JW- Coco’s younger, taller, richer but not nearly as good looking brother.
LB- Short for lil’ Bear. AKA demon child. Coco’s 2 year old hellion.
Marge – Viv’s friend. Moe’s sister and Dubs’ sister-in-law. Formerly dated Chet.
Martinez – Viv and Coco’s friend. Introduced Viv to El Diablo.
Moe – Viv and Coco’s friend. Lives near Viv. Married Viv’s ex-boyfriend’s best friend.
Sally- Coco’s friend.
Samantha- Coco’s friend from high school. Was “Sam” for years but now it’s “Samantha” cause she’s all educated and shit.
SP- Short for Sassy Pants. Also known as Miss B Sassy Pants. Coco’s 6 year old spitfire.
Tower- Coco’s other maid of honor. Was pretty much the reason Coco was allowed to go to an out of state college with Viv. Little did mom and dad know, she was the lesser of two evils.
Viv – See “About us”
