We’re all stocked up here. Actually, over stocked. And I have the best, most crazy shit out there. It’s like the platinum of crazy. The fucking kind bud of crazy. Over the top batshit certifiable bipolar seeing things that don’t exist dancing around in his grandma’s panties¹ kind of nut-bag crazy. Oh. I guess I [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...I’d like to take this time to introduce myself. I’m Ocho. I think I’ve been invited on here because I can talk freely without the worry of CPS showing up at my door or some asshole husband threatening divorce… Because I happily have neither offspring or a husband… I don’t even have a fucking dog. [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...My mom is here. We discussed this before I know but guess what- we’re discussing it again. Why? Cause if I don’t I think my brain may fucking explode. I love my parents. They took my kids for the ENTIRE summer. You can’t beat that. Free child care that allows me act like I’m in [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Forgive me friends for I have sinned, it’s been 65 days since my last confession. What have I been doing for the last two and a half months you ask? Drinking. A lot. I also did some boating. And some eating. A little bit of working. But really, mostly drinking. I just realized that yesterday [...]
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