Dear Jeff Schmizer, You are a fucking douche bag. For the record, I could give a shit less that you’ve “repainted hundreds of aircraft”, I just give a shit about being delayed five hours for “maintenance.” So what I’m saying is, paint the mother fucking planes with rainbows and unicorns for all I care… just [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Well the North Loaf gang has a new member. Cupcake’s frat brother moved in a few months ago (yes, this is as bad of an idea as it sounds). Mr. Smalls came down to “get his shit together” (great place for that) and the night before he drove down he got a dui. (Off to [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Well I guess we’re all aware now of the genius of my STBEH (soon-to-be-ex-husband) and despite that fact that in a few years he’ll be 40, not much seems to be changing. Our boat has been broken since September (great investment… gotta love paying every month on a giant piece of fiberglass and metal that [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...So I constantly make fun of all the stupid warning labels companies place on things… I mean really is there someone so stupid that they need the warning label on the birth control PATCH to say “for external use only”? Oh but guess what… sometimes people need specifics. It may seem like common sense to [...]
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