Oh sweet baby JESUS. Did this story not get told? Just looked through the tags (which are definitely out of date) and HOLY SHIT this story didn’t get told. I’m actually in shock right now. Excuse me for a second… or 5. SO I wasn’t there at this party, understand I’m recalling it from seceond [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Well aren’t you lucky? Another post thanks to my recent bout of insomnia. I’m gonna blame it on a mixture of stress, bitterness and the flu. So while my chamomile night night tea cools, I’ve gone nothing but time… So as you may remember, Too Legit and I have been on the lookout for a [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...“Brittany salad”- Why do I feel like this wasn’t meant to find Viv’s salad? I’m guessing it was more of a salad toss of a certain bleach blond pop star. But I’m deducing that from the fact that there are a whole lotta perverts out there. “lace up man shorts”- I’m picturing these in my [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...While I have nothing new and interesting to talk about because seriously my job couldn’t be more boring, I did promise Too Legit (after a somewhat threatening text message from her) that I would post something. I didn’t say something good, just something. Actually it is kind of funny. It’s how Madonna’s name changed and [...]
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