Posts for April, 2011

April 24, 2011

Winning

You know how I love vanity plates.  This is the most amazing one I’ve ever seen. Too Legit saw this in the parking lot after happy hour and immediately sent it to me. I’m not sure if this guy has an amazing sense of humor OR if he’s (IDK if it’s a he but I’m [...]

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April 22, 2011

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar

So I got a job. I’ll give  you a second to recover from choking on your cocktail.  (I hope the olive gets stuck in your damn throat whore.) And it blows. Oh you’re still laughing?  Take all the time you need.  I don’t have shit to do… EXCEPT WORK MY ASS OFF. It’s not that [...]

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