Bitter Wives Club

So everyone is allowed a blond moment (or two).  We all have them.  Huz used to look at me and say “please don’t say things like that out loud” whenever I would say something especially dumb (of course this is coming from a guy who thought a swine was a cheap whore).  Normally I would [...]

Otherwise known as “the ridiculous things that come out of my husband’s mouth that maybe he should have thought about before saying out loud.” ****************************************************************** I’m looking at some peanut curry dressing. Me: Doesn’t this look good? Huz: PEANUT? Eww. Me: Hu? Huz:  Peanuts in dressing?  That’s disgusting. Me: Don’t you like Thai food? Huz: [...]

•So do you ever have those nights where you drink too much and you totally black out?  You spend the next day getting random flashbacks and trying to retrace your steps via Foursquare and the bar stamps all over your arms?  Then you get a call from an asshole friend who feels the need to [...]

Don’t EVER leave your phone unlocked and unattended.  If you do, you’re liable to wake up to this… Assholes.

So I realize that lately my posts may have been a little more… uh, angry, than usual.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m cool with being bitter but I think I may be approaching a more unattractive state… one that will leave me living in a one bedroom apartment surrounded by soiled adult diapers, old newspapers [...]

♦So as previously mentioned, in the admin part of this website we have this nifty lil thing called counterize which keeps track of all the key words people enter into search engines that bring them to bitterwivesclub.  I’m sure it serves a great purpose but mostly we use it to see what kind of perverts [...]

So the house I’m renting is currently for sale, despite the promise that they wouldn’t put it on the market till after our lease was up (in another year… so much for that.)  I mean, yeah I’m outta this house in June anyway (t.y. divorce!) but they don’t know that. Honestly there’s only one thing [...]