Fantasy Fest: Part 3 So Thursday night after meeting Ron Jeremy, I had plans with Scrappy, Ginger and Punk Bitch to attend the Toga Party downtown. Punk Bitch flaked (he’s crying sinus infection but we’re saying whipped over some girl he’s dry humping but that’s a different story for a different day), so it was [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Yes, I admit it. This isn’t something that people normally like to admit about themselves. I don’t really have a problem admitting it. I’m so lazy that I don’t even know what to make this damn blog post about. I guess I’ll just throw some random thoughts out there. They probably aren’t even funny or [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Fantasy Fest: Part 2 So the Thursday of Fantasy Fest, Sparky, Punk Bitch and I figured we’d go down to Dante’s 4th Annual Halos and Horns Pool Party and Wet t-shirt contest. We had heard good things. When the description says “pole dancing starts at 4:30,” we knew it at least had to be interesting. [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Yeah, we’ve been missing for awhile. Coco is having computer problems. Me? I’ve just been incredibly boring. Other than my brother’s wedding, I honestly can’t think of one thing of note that has happened in several months. WHAT IS THIS? I know! I usually have tons of stories that would entertain even the most difficult [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Wow I just realized it’s been a month since our last post… well, we’ve been busy cause it’s that time of year again peeps. No, not Christmas, fuck Christmas this year¹ and no, not Thanksgiving either, fuck Thanksgiving too². I’m talking about the most festive time of year in the Keys… Fantasy Fest. The freaks [...]
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