Bitter Wives Club

So, like I was saying, Hooters. *We attempted to order the “Gourmet Chicken Wing Dinner” (we opted for the cheaper version of this- $49.99 vs $149.99… pretty much the difference between some cheap champagne and a bottle of Dom.)  Big surprise, they had no champagne so I went with the “Hootersizer Combo” (Note: fried pickles [...]

Our story begins with a man that was paralyzed in Saudi Arabia. He didn’t quite know where he was going with his life, but he joined the services because he had nothing better to do. He was a gorgeous baby. Everyone said that he could be a model. His Momma threw him into the Barbizon [...]

1. There’s no shortage of bugs and other nasty critters in the South. At our old house we dealt with lizards and tree roaches. At the new house we are dealing with ants, wasps, pterodactyl sized mosquitoes, frogs, spiders, and scorpions (eek!). It’s obviously because we are in a new construction area and they are [...]

So I was hanging out with my friend Brie the other day when she told me this story.  She was telling me about a couple who had become close friends with her and her husband Gouda.  The husband half of the couple had been prior enlisted in the military and had just recently become an [...]

…before I call it a night. I was just checking my FB and saw a post from “one of those” that’s obsessed with their kid. I’m all for being down with obsessing over your kid. It’s what you’re supposed to do. But, when your child is 3 days over 1 year old, please don’t try [...]

There’s a reason why Coco and I are best friends. Actually, there are many reasons, but this one is huge. It kind of makes us awesome, and it kind of makes us have the type of friendship that you all wish you had. We quote the same exact movie lines at the same time. You [...]