Bitter Wives Club

Okay.  So, back to my tales of woe (i.e. my drunken stories from my trip home). *Pissy’s dirty 30 party took place on July 3rd.  It was supposed to be some “around the world” theme.  Like for example, this was Antarctica. Personally, I stuck to the good old U. S. of A.  Specifically, St. Louis [...]

SassyPants has been on a couple of road trips this summer. To help with the boredom of the last one (to South friggin Dakota), I bought her this journal type thing that she could fill in. I was flipping through it to see how much she had gotten done when I found something that couldn’t [...]

The following incident takes place the day after my whole “C” word/hippo debacle. Upon getting in my truck the next morning and plugging my phone in (which had been dead since about 10pm), the damn thing practically had a seizure informing me of all my voicemails.  The phone rings about a minute later and it’s [...]

So while I was at home I got very little blogging done.  Mostly I just shopped and ended up at the bar with Viv or my little brother.  I know, I’m a model of health and responsibility.  Don’t judge. Three weeks of heavy intoxication leads to funny stories.  But too many funny stories.  So, here’s [...]

So everyone I know thinks I’m crazy for driving home instead of doing the easy thing and taking an airplane.  But how else am I supposed to get all my loot home people?  It’s about the shopping! Right after school let out my mom and dad drove down and picked up SassyPants and Lil Bear.  [...]

OK, this isn’t going to be your typical BWC post. It will be generally lacking in snark and heavy on praise. Strange, I know. Bear with me. We’ll be back to making fun of douchebags and talking about inappropriate things in no time. Onwards with the post. OMG I officially have the greatest hair ever. [...]

Did everyone have a good 4th of July weekend? I think I did. Here’s the rundown: Friday Went with ED to get his hair cut at The Kev’s. The salon is within spitting distance of our favorite bar, so we end up there. We were 2 of about 8 people in the entire place when [...]

I know I know… 2 weeks is way too long for y’all to go without hearing from us.  I do actually have a valid excuse, I’m currently on my annual summer pilgrimage to my home town and staying with my parents.  While this allows me much free time to hang with Viv, I don’t have [...]