A few days before my “upgrade” surgery, I was on the phone with Tower discussing the upcoming event. Tower: Tina said it (implants) was really really painful… like, she had no idea it was gonna be that painful. Me: Well Tina hasn’t shit two kids out of her vag or broken her neck. So I’ll [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...In honor of Coco and all her accomplishments, I will now award her with merit badges that she’s rightfully earned. Coco, The Bitter Scouts of America award you with this Beer badge because…well…duh. Coco, The Bitter Scouts of America award you with this No Gas badge because of the lack of gas light in your [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...I got a text from ED asking for my email. Later, I checked my email on an unrelated matter and opened up these gifts. Today was mother fucking Christmas. And Santa was VERY generous this year. Thanks ED! Keep up the good work!
» Read the rest of this entry ...… as told to me by El Diablo this morning. The last thing I had planned for yesterday was ending up passed out by our back door. We went out to eat brunch with ED’s parents and since the car has an auto-pilot setting to drive straight to the bar, we ended up there. “Just [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...You know how sometimes when you wake up from a long night (or day) of drinking and you can’t remember a damn thing, you think, “actually, it’s probably better that I don’t remember anything.” Yeah well, me too. And so did Viv. Until she checked her email and found this little gem from her loving [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Well JEBUS H. MOTHER FUCKING A. Finally Bitter is working again. Thanks again to our worthless asshole web hosting service or whatever dickheads were clogging up the network live blogging the (entirely anti-climactic, not to mention boring as shit) World Cup.¹ And here’s the thing- I had nothing to do BUT blog. I’ve literally been [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Saturday: Due to the great boat fiasco of 2010, we are not yet confident enough to take it out by ourselves. So this weekend the baby neighbors came with us. The more I listen to the chatter of kids these days, the more ancient I feel disturbed I am. I put Pandora on Ke$ha radio [...]
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