Bitter Wives Club

So Huz and I spent the last weekend in Philly mourning the loss of all my friends favorite doctor/bachelor celebrating the nuptials of an old friend.  The last time we were in Philly was for Huz’s bff’s bachelor party so the only “culture” we experienced was Dave & Busters, (for him) the inside of a [...]

So I never thought I’d have to say this but… If you are gonna have a sex change operation, make damn sure that you’re not gonna change your mind.  Like, be more than 100% sure you want to cut off that cock.  This is something you’re not gonna want to have a “change of heart” [...]

When I leave my home, I live by one rule — “don’t get yourself kicked out of wherever you are going.” I think it’s a good rule and it’s all encompassing. Going to Old Navy? Don’t try to have sex with a mannequin. Having a nice dinner? Don’t suck down 8 drinks while on Xanax [...]

250 million Americans are negatively impacted by boat  ownership each year.* Does your husband want a boat but doesn’t know how to use one?  While the temptation may be strong, do not let this happen.  The consequences of boating while stupid include, but are not limited to… •Running your new, uninsured boat into the dock. [...]

So about two weeks ago, huz and I were hangin out one night, watching tv and having a few beers (always the beginning of bright ideas).  We have been talking about getting a boat for months but planned to wait until the summer.  I know there was a reason we were gonna wait til summer… [...]

I’ve been having trouble coming up with posts lately. Funny things have happened, I just can’t seem to get the stories out into written word. So, I’ll publish my wish list and piggyback on Coco’s last post and save the drunken insanity and deformed baby fears for later. Viv’s Sexytimes Wish List 2010 1. David [...]