Posts for April, 2010

April 26, 2010

Honesty, Respect & Sex With Celebrities

“The heart of every healthy relationship.”~Ross So Netflix finally put out a Wii DVD to allow me to watch movies instantly.  This has served only to make me even lazier.  I found the Tudors and I haven’t left my couch since.  Watching the Tudors made me aware of two delicious boys that I had not [...]

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April 23, 2010

The Deutsche Bag Awards: Contestant #2

God Facebook can be a fabulous thing!  Not only do I get to keep up with peeps that I haven’t seen since the 2nd grade, I also get to watch the “I think I’m hot shit” jocks from high school develop into full blown douche nozzles (or, into married <assistant> district attorney’s who get busted [...]

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April 15, 2010

The Deutsche Awards: Contestant #1

If you read my last post you know about my recent trip to the airport.  During that trip I ran across some characters (which you also know if you read my post) (Oh FOR CRYING OUT LOUD GO BACK AND READ THE FLIPPIN POST.)  Anyways so one of those characters is the subject of this [...]

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April 14, 2010

The Traveling Asshole Awards

After a recent trip home, I was once again reunited with the HELL commonly known as “traveling.”  I fucking refuse to pay those bastard airlines $25 ON TOP of the obnoxious fee they charged for the seat itself… so instead, I end up schlepping through the airport with the following luggage: Black rolly bag, LB [...]

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April 10, 2010

What Happens When I Attend a Passion Party

It’s probably obvious from my posts, but I have say that I tend to have the worst luck ever. The experience surrounding my first (and only) Passion Party was no exception. It was on a Sunday. The actual party was pretty uneventful. Moe, Marge, and I got pretty drunk beforehand, which isn’t really news to [...]

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April 8, 2010

It’s Just So Sad

Today I spoke on the phone to a friend that I haven’t been in contact with for awhile. We were practically inseparable back in our early twenties when we both lived in College Station, so it was great to chat again after losing touch for nearly 7 years. She’s long been one of my favorite [...]

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April 6, 2010

I wanted to eat ham and drink water. HAM.

I was hoping after the success of Jersey Shore, that people would head up that way for Spring Break.  You know people are suckers for going places and being like “Snookers stood here and danced!  Look at me I’m dancing on the boardwalk just like Snookie!”  Why?  Because people are losers plain and simple.  So [...]

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April 1, 2010

Wham!

Viv changes the iPod from Britney Spears to Wham! me: why? viv: it’s Wham! we used to poop to this. me: bwaaahaaahaaa totally true. look forward to upcoming videos.

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