Posts for March, 2010

March 22, 2010

Happy Anniversary Bitter Bitches!

So BWC is now a year old.  It was actually a year old in February I suppose, since that’s when we bought the domain and such and then it took us several weeks to figure out what theme we would use (read: two most of the indecisive people ON THE PLANET) and then a few [...]

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March 3, 2010

My New Daddy

It was the year 2000. My parents were on their way back from visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, and were hanging out in the Presidents Club (or whatever the equivalent for America West was back when they were in operation) waiting for their flight. They were just minding their own business — reading the newspaper, [...]

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March 1, 2010

On the Wings of… I can’t even finish that sentence without gagging.

So I have a strict “no Bachelor watching” policy.  But I felt like I was the only one not watching it… so I’m breaking the rules and watching the last hour (if I can get through it… the chances are not looking good).  I’m already regretting this decision and it has literally only been on [...]

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My name is Richie Cunningham…

and this is my wife.  Oprah.¹ Well I had Kindermusik today so I’m in sort of a “mood.”  There is nothing I love more than rolling around on the floor like a complete dip shit while LB screams “I WAN GO HOME NOOOOOW” for an hour.  And after that I get the fantastically enjoyable task [...]

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Gimmicks and other such nonsense that annoy the ever loving bejesus out of me OR how many times can I use the word “shit” in one post

Minty Freshness The gimmicks companies are using to sell their shit is getting ridiculous. It’s bad enough that I fall for the “free” tote bag offer every time I buy make up, and I’m forced to spend $4 on a cheeseburger because it comes with a 15¢ plastic toy… at least with those you actually [...]

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