Bitter Wives Club

There is a commercial that angers me beyond belief (and no, it doesn’t involve Tim Tebow or Focus on the Family). I shouldn’t get so upset by the commercial, but I do. Not because of what it is advertising. Because it is so fucking stupid that I just can’t even stand it. Here ya go… [...]

Research? News? Shopping? Communicating? Porn? Sure, all of these things make the internet great and very useful. But, the very best thing about the internet is finding out dirt about your exes. It started out by hearing that an ex was getting married and then checking wedding registries. Oh, the fun Coco and I had [...]

The world is going to hell in a hand basket.  A big one. You know how I know?  A couple of things… 1.  Jerry Springer still has guests and apparently a large enough audience to sustain his time slot.  JAY fucking LENO couldn’t do that. 2. Someone (a first grader¹) wrote “fuck you bitch” on [...]

When either my brother or I claimed to be sick while we were growing up, my mother declared us “liars” and shipped us off to school. My brother was once humiliated at school because my mom didn’t believe him when he actually was sick. I’ll let you use your imagination. This is exponentially different from [...]

Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day.  I know you will be shocked to find out that I ::pause for effect:: find Valentine’s Day yet another useless “holiday”… It just perpetuates the gifting of overpriced, super cheesy red roses with too much goddamn babies breath.  (Huz finally took the hint and didn’t get them for me this year.  [...]

Our friends — Manny and Beth — always seem to have a gathering of some sort at their house. We used to attend nearly all of them, but then Beth went and got pregnant on us. Now it’s like KidzFest 6000 over there 24/7. Why is it that everyone starts lugging their children to peoples’ [...]

I feel I have to share with you what is sure to be the funniest fucking moment of the (okay, my) week. My mom, dad and sister are still in town so the other night we all went out to dinner.  There was some party going on at the restaurant and they had these two [...]

So recently I started working out.  No, no, it wasn’t a New Year’s Resolution or any of that bullshit… The last thing I need is a guilt trip from myself when I screw up.  So I’m not sure why I started… was it the lecture from ED’s super anal health nut gym junkie best friend [...]

Seeing as how El Diablo still hasn’t put the Christmas tree in storage, I get a pass on being so late with this post. Sometime in November our doorbell rang. I was in my PJs, hair on top of my head, looking like general ass. ED had just gotten home from work and was wearing [...]