Bitter Wives Club

So there’s good news and there’s bad news.  You want the good or the bad first? The good news is that my brakes, rotors and hydraulic systems are just fine and dandy.  The horrible noise I’ve been hearing was because the 4WD was engaged… for six months.  Oops. The bad news?  Apparently you’re not supposed [...]

A few weekends ago, a girlfriend of mine from Ohio invited me to Miami for a girls night. She was there on business and had Friday evening off. The same day I got an evite from Dat CPA about a birthday party he was sweet enough to plan, in celebration of Tower and D’s (hereinafter [...]

Whew…hadn’t hooked up computers since we moved into the new house. ON HALLOWEEN. And I can’t stand trying to post from the app on the iPhone. We finally got a laptop that’s worth a damn, so I’m cooking up a new post for y’all.

Hi my name is Coco and I’m a foodaholic. Today I went to Chic-fil-a, bought 2 large fries, scarfed down one, hid the wrapper and then went inside to eat the other one. The first step is admitting you have a problem. I don’t know what the second step is but I sure hope it [...]

Ahhh the holidays. Went out with some friends last night. There may have been tequila and beer involved. I spent the whole day in bed- mostly due to an eye infection and NOT a hangover although my dad was convinced it was because of the alcohol. Dad: Coco- the key is not to pee too [...]

Louisiana. Worst. Drivers. Ever. In 40 miles we saw 3 wrecks. One idiot found his BMW in the middle of a swamp, another idiot swerved into a boat on a trailer being towed by another vehicle and the third idiot apparently forgot to secure his wave runner to the trailer he was towing it on. [...]

Ahhh yes. Yet another road trip. There is nothing that I enjoy more than driving in a torrential downpour with wind gusts up to 60mph and potential tornadoes (this did NOT go over well with SP. Cause while she’s not scared of any roller coaster on the planet, she is absolutely terrified of mother nature’s [...]

Well since it’s practically Christmas and my anger from Thanksgiving has not yet dissipated, I’ll go ahead and tell you about it.  If I waited til I was “over it” I’d never be writing about it… mostly cause my memory just isn’t that great… whether that’s because I’m getting old or all the drinking I’ve [...]

So I have a shit ton to tell you about my super duper Thanksgiving and the following weekend of debauchery with Tower but last night’s events supersede those… Tuesdays are recycling so SP and I were gathering up water bottles that collect by the side of my bed.  There were about 50.  Meanwhile, I’m also [...]