Bitter Wives Club

I hate Verizon.  And now I hate AT&T.  Yeah, their IPhone may be “the shit” but SINCE I CAN’T GET MY HANDS ON ONE I WOULDN’T FUCKING KNOW.  Why?  Cause they canceled my order?  Why?  Good fucking question.  A good question that no one, not even AT&T can answer.  Customer service?  What the fuck is [...]

•How is my dog less like a dog and more like an obstacle course? •LB is right, I should understand that “WAAAAHAAAAADEEEEEEEEYAHHHHHHHHHH” means peanut butter and jelly and when he says he wants to watch Diego I should know that he actually doesn’t want to watch Diego, he really wants to watch the Backyardigans. •Uh, [...]

Viv, was that you I was on the phone with last night?  I recall absolutely nothing after the hung.com discussion.  I woke up with a killer headache, a bunch of barely legible notes and phone numbers that I don’t understand and a wet phone.  Jesus, you would think I had 2 xanex and a bottle [...]

There was absolutely nothing on so I was watching some Craziest TV Moments (or something similarly ridiculous) hosted by Monie Love¹.  They were showing random clips from shows I’ve never even heard of (which- seriously?  How is that possible?)  and they have on their 5 obscure “comedians” commenting on the clips.  They get to a [...]

Dear BWC Readers, As administrators of this site, Viv and I have to put up with a lot of shit.  And by shit we mean, marking 60 comments a day as spam.  What makes this annoying, rather than just time wasting, is 99% of the spam is in Russian or some other obscure eastern European [...]

While I feel like maybe I’ve been getting calmer lately (most likely that’s a side effect of the xanex or the cymbalta) (and by calmer, I mean, not yelling as much as usual… well, out loud… I still do a whole lot of yelling inside my head…), I feel like I may be getting more [...]