Bitter Wives Club

C: Fuck.  The shit, and I do mean THE SHIT won’t come out of the bedding. V: Soak soak soak soak C: ARGH V: Throw it in the gutter and go buy another C: You (& Eazy-e) are right V: Omg I’m so bored and want to blog but have nothing to say <insert frustrated [...]

As previously discussed, Sassy Pants is a bleeding heart animal lover¹ who insists all of the meat she eats come from single males. Sorry, single adult males. She even made me install an app on the iPhone that can determine whether or not the fish we’ve just caught is male or female, single or married, [...]

Does anyone else ever feel like, when you call a company’s customer service, the agent is just sitting and pounding on a fake keyboard?  I mean, the small amount of information I give them sends them on a 2000 word per minute tirade.  I give them my name and phone number and they’re typing for [...]

Ohmigod Bridezillas. I ask again, what is wrong with these people? And when did they all get fat and poor? I’ve never seen so many poor people with such a huge sense of entitlement. Not that I think rich people have a right to run around like assholes, either. There’s a thing called class and [...]

I frequently refer to LB’s love of Dora the Explorer… and, while I’ve always known the characters have issues, I have (through hours and hours of listening to it) learned to generally ignore it.  But recently we’ve discovered the joys of “OnDemand” television and I’ve found that most characters in these cartoons have some sort [...]

…to lyrics by the great George Michael. [Setting: Party bus rented for Martinez's 21st birthday, I'm shit-faced and superficial, El Diablo immediately hates me.] El Diablo: “Well, it looks like the road to heaven, but feels like the road to hell…” [Setting: We party at El Diablo's house and he's starting to realize that I'm [...]

Viv asked me to tell the story, so I will. I am warning you, Lance was not a shining example of my good judgment. The short version of the story… Lance was a first class tool. But I suppose you want the longer story… Here it is (to the best of my recollection- remember this [...]

My dad has always been ahead of the times when it comes to techology. He rarely keeps an electronic device for longer than a year. At that point, the device in question has been deemed obsolete in his mind, and it is passed down to either myself or my brother. My mom, however, was the [...]

Just messing with the wordpress app on my new phone. Wheee!

When Coco and I were away at our out of state college, we made friends with a fraternity. That’s right — an entire fraternity. We may have dated a couple, but nothing was as great as Coco dating the jackass that got us our fake IDs¹.