Bitter Wives Club

I can’t decide whether I’m madly in love with South Florida or if I hate it with the sort of angry loathing that I hate the Octomom or Kimora Lee Simmons.  I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about this but I’m torn… I just feel like there’s no middle ground here… you can’t love [...]

I don’t know exactly when or how it started, but I’ve been watching a hell of a lot of BBC America lately. The channel is chock-full of reality TV during the day — which is probably why I enjoy it so much. What’s better than idiots getting their asses chewed out by people with British [...]

I’ve done a fine job of considering myself “young” for many years. In my mind, high school doesn’t seem like it was that long ago. The days of partying until dawn are not that distant of a memory. I still get carded for alcohol and cigarettes. The icing on the cake was getting carded to [...]

SP has always been a cheeky one (hence the name Sassy Pants).  Since the minute she could speak she’s had an attitude.  It was totally normal to hear things like “I guess SOMEBODY needs to go back to college!” coming out of her little smart (but absolutely adorable) mouth.  That’s why it didn’t surprise me [...]

So y’all may get tired of hearing about our friend the Counterize tool, but I never get tired of looking at the keyword list.  Today while looking, I decided to do some deeper research into how the hell they find bitterwivesclub from these random searches. First of all, I’ve determined that they do not search [...]

Today’s hits… “bored wives club” – All the way from the UK!!  Woo hoo we’re international now folks! “wives blowing strippers” – WTF?  How did they find us?  We can’t get google to pull us up on a K&C photography search but this finds us? “the loving wives club” – You’re in the wrong place.

I was chatting with Viv today and she was telling me about a phone call she got from Martinez who was at the New Kids on the Block concert.  *SHIT* See, Viv and I have been wanting a New Kids reunion since that MTV show about reuniting bands and they flat out refused because Jordan, [...]

Tell me folks, what is so hard to understand about “No Soliciting”??  This doesn’t just apply to hookers people, this also includes all you assholes trying to sell me vacuum cleaners and mortgage insurance.  I think I’m safe here in Florida, as someone would have to climb several flights of stairs only to find one [...]

More of the web search keywords that have led people to us in the last 2 days. “pissed off wives club” “no underwear club” “handcuffed chains” “waterworks douche” WTF Are we officially a porn site now or what?

There’s a reason that Coco’s daughter has the loving nickname of “Sassy Pants”. It’s because she truly has the sassiest pants of them all. She’s probably the smartest 6 year old that I’ve ever encountered. The things she comes up with just blow me away sometimes — including this conversation: SP: “Viv, did you know [...]