Bitter Wives Club

I’m sorry, did I miss something?  I must have.  I thought I was almost 30, living on my own, married with two kids.  I guess I was wrong.  Apparently I’m seven and living at home with my parents.  No, seven wouldn’t be right… they were actually nice then… so it’s more like I’m 16 again… [...]

So I was checking Moe’s family blog spot and found something I thought I’d share… I know she didn’t write it and I’m not sure if she posted this as a joke or not, maybe she was just trying to look good for the in-laws, but I thought it was DAMN funny.  I’m just really [...]

I’m feeling like a slacker but life here has been seriously uninteresting.  So I figured I’d share an old story with y’all. During Viv and I’s glorious semester at our out-of-state college, Viv “lived” in a dorm with this a chick who was a real piece of work.  T was a self-described Jewish princess with [...]

Today me, SP, LB (whose name I’m considering changing to “Toilet Fisherman” but more to come on that), Dee, Frag Jr. and LDawg went to The Island Water Park, which loosely translated means Slum City of Beached Whales.  Look, I’m the first to admit I’m no longer the svelte, skinny, hard body of earlier days… [...]

In case you’re trying to decide whether or not to buy your kid a digital camera… Don’t.  And here’s why:

I haven’t forgotten my childhood.  I have vivid memories of throwing berries at Erin Bankhead at the bus stop, chasing Shawn around the playground hoping for a kiss, jamming in my room to Aerosmith playing with Gem and Rainbow Brite.  I totally remember the stupid songs/chants we’d sing while smacking each other on the hands, [...]

Hello, everybody! Welcome to the “Where’s My _______ ?” Game! I’m Viv and I’ll be your host this evening. The rules are simple. You are going to misplace something. Then you are going to ask me, “Where’s My ______ ?” over and over and over. I will then ask you a series of questions that [...]

Moe and her husband had us over for some cocktails and fellowship one Saturday evening. As usual, the party took a turn for the worse when everyone ended up naked in the hot tub (except for Moe — she’s not allowed to get naked in hot tubs anymore). Everyone left, Moe & Dubs passed out, [...]

So a few weeks ago SP went to play at her buddy Frag Jr.’s  house.  I’ve known him and his mom since the kids were about 6 months old… (proof that playgroups are good for something).  Frag Jr.’s mom Dee, whom I love dearly, tends to let the kids do whatever they want (short of [...]

This is the packaging on an Ortho Evra birth control patch. Sadly, you know that the reason they have this “For External Use ONLY” warning is because some freaking idiot rolled the thing up like a tampon and shoved it up their hoo ha. The other arrow is just to point out that I think [...]