Bitter Wives Club

As a preface, I wanted to attach the “Bud smokers only” song in here, but my limewire is sucking ass. So HAPPY NEW YEAR to all the bud smokers.  I, myself wasn’t much of one… a few times in high school.  I did buy a sack – a 20 dolla sack of indo¹.  Basically the [...]

The following conversation just took place in my living room: SP: Mom, I need you to tell Binky that this is the right way (then she turns around) and THIS is the wrong way. Me: Hu? SP:  Binky thinks THIS is the right way (then she turns around) and THIS is the WRONG way.  I [...]

Chet: “El Diablo! Stop ordering drinks! I want to go home!” El Diablo: “Fancy, can I have 2 more beers and 2 more Jager shots?” Chet: “Noooooo, I want to go home and eat Cherry Garcia.” Viv: “Oooh look at me. I’m Chet! I’m going to go home and put my fat pants on and [...]

We are working off our killer hangovers at our favorite pub today. El Diablo and Chet aren’t feeling so hot, but they are certainly still enjoying the Jager. I set a personal record for the amount of time it took  me to drink 1 glass of wine — 2 hours. The d-bag door guy is [...]

My husband and I work together. We also share a last name. I’ve worked at that location for over a year and know everyone in there pretty well — or so I thought. I’m passing by the main receptionist desk this afternoon and the receptionist stops me. She’s and older woman and very, very sweet, [...]

I am not having a good day.  And since my husband’s not here for me to bitch at, I will share my bitches and whines with you lucky people. The following things are really pissing me off today: LB took every single article of clothing in his closet off the hangers and distributed them throughout [...]

This was a very poor decision on the Easter Bunny’s part.  (Make sure your volume is turned up- just so you get the full effect…)

Today is Easter.  I’m a little hungover this morning and the Easter Bunny really screwed up last night… (please see: The Easter Bunny is an A-hole).  I promised french toast but I wasn’t feelin it so I decided to take the kids to IHOP (I figured that normal people would go to their family’s houses [...]

So yet ANOTHER fantastically exciting Saturday night at my house.  I spent the afternoon cleaning (only after I went to turn on my regular daytime shows and realized- THEY WEREN’T ON CAUSE IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY), watching Dora, watching SP and her friend Binky “dye” Easter eggs (a.k.a. all of my previously white grout is now [...]

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