Bitter Wives Club

Me: SP- stop throwing the ball at your brother. SP: He did it too! Me: He’s little, he can’t throw as hard as you. SP: Yes he can.  He hit me in the PENIS! <<<shocked silence>>> Me: WHAT? SP: He hit me in the penis. Me: No he didn’t SP, you don’t have a penis. [...]

So yesterday I did a half-assed grocery trip.  I was tired and annoyed so I ran through the store grabbing stuff that I thought I needed.  When I got home I was in a hurry- had to go pick up SP and her friend from school as my usual carpool buddy has swine flu (well [...]

Before scarring your body with permanent ink, one needs to think long and hard.  Hey, I’m all for tattoos…  I think people do a lot of stupid shit- like people’s names or Disney characters… but hell if you want Bugs Bunny smoking a joint on your ankle- maybe you’re right- maybe you will like it [...]

Vanity plates annoy the crap out of me.  They have for a long time.  In fact, they have bugged me as long as I can remember. In college I knew a guy in my apartment complex.  He had an ancient pick up truck.  One of those small ones that looked like it should be hauling [...]

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My mom is the greatest. Both of my parents are pretty freaking awesome. They do a lot for us, so I’ll usually help them out when they ask me to. My brother is closing on a house and he wanted some furniture from my parents’ house and ours. Instead of coming down here to pick [...]

Well Halle-FREAKIN-lujah!  I finally caught A Very Duggar Wedding on TLC today and I must tell you, it was everything I imagined and more.  From the beginning you know this is gonna be a priceless documentation of true love… or complete stupidity and naivete… but whatever.  From the road trip down to Florida with “the [...]

The following is an actual post from a friend of mine’s Facebook page.  It made me laugh.  Mostly because of how well I can relate. Tower just had to search urbandictionary.com for a few definitions.  I am getting old. SM:  I was talking to a younger employee at the hotel I am staying at and [...]

So this morning LB and I went to Sonic for a nice healthy breakfast burrito and tater tots.  I love their ice.  I mean LOVE their ice.  The hospital has the same kind and that’s pretty much the only thing I will eat at a hospital.  Even 10 hours of labor and being able to [...]

Wow my husband is easily impressed. You would think he had never been to a nice hotel or lived in anything bigger than a mobile home.  He calls me from a hotel the other day… not a Ritz Carleton… a Sheraton… “the bathroom is ALL MARBLE!!”  Really.  Wow. Then last night I get a call.  [...]