Bitter Wives Club

So FOUR times tonight I walked in on my husband…  let me set the stage… he’s been in the garage “rearranging the boxes” for 6 hours.  I go out to the garage to (of course) get a beer (out of what was supposed to have been my kegerator but has NEVER become my kegerator) and [...]

Here’s a snippet of an email my husband sent me a few days ago…. Apparently now we’re at the point where whoever gets the biggest celebrity to write in for them, that    makes them a good choice to be in command.  I.E. General Petreius.  XO knows somebody on the select list that he says is [...]

So Viv and I were discussing Guiding Light and she reluctantly admits that GL was “her soap” in high school. Apparently there was a secret society of teenage GL watchers that I was wholly unaware of. Here’s how she explained it to me…. Viv: “I found out that A & W (two separate people who [...]

Today apparently was “creepy serial killer/ the world’s ugliest dude who have fathered actual children” day on daytime television. Let me say this again.  These dudes spawned children.  This is so disturbing to me.  This means that some chick had to have intercourse with them.  (Well actually it means two chicks had to have intercourse [...]

While I have taught SP very well about mommy’s ego, I think I may be failing with my Lil Bear. SP always tells me how skinny I am (which is obviously not true but its nice to hear). Lil Bear was playing on my computer today and left me a Weight Watchers ad. I need [...]

Now that Viv and El Diablo are considering procreating (in their half-assed never try too hard kind of way), I thought I might make a list of the pros and cons of having the little monsters running around your house… I think its important to look at this in a logical way.  Plus I’m really [...]

I don’t get soap operas.  The only time I ever watched them was when I was spending the summers with my grandma in Oklahoma and that was pretty much because it was either (a) watch The Bold and the Beautiful & The Young and the Restless (who comes up with this shit??) OR (b) go [...]

A snippet of a conversation I had with my husband last night… El Diablo: Ugh, I felt like shit today. How did you not feel awful, too? Me: Because I wasn’t the one up all night pounding beers and taking Jager shots with Chet. El Diablo: I didn’t take any Jager shots. *blank stare* Me: Hey [...]

Well I was actually logging on here to threaten that if you didn’t do your bio I was going to start spilling intimate secrets- starting with what happened in the bathroom at Night Moves. But I guess I’ll just keep that one to myself- FOR NOW.

My husband has an “I love me” wall (well, room actually) filled with diplomas and awards… so Viv awarded me this diploma for my “I love me” wall… and its pretty much the only thing on it.  The point is- you can spend as many years in school as you want, but even at “Ivy [...]