Bitter Wives Club

•Well SassyPant’s 8th birthday is coming up.  Her father’s parents are taking her to Disney to pretend like they give a shit about her and to piss me off surprise her so we had to have her party on a different day.  We asked her what kind of party she wanted and much to our [...]

So every time I sit down to write I realize how incredibly fucking boring my life is.  No really.  Unless you want to hear about LB’s new found controls over his bowels and bladder, which God knows you don’t, then I have nothing to say.  But since when has that ever stopped me?  Exactly. Isn’t [...]

I was hoping after the success of Jersey Shore, that people would head up that way for Spring Break.  You know people are suckers for going places and being like “Snookers stood here and danced!  Look at me I’m dancing on the boardwalk just like Snookie!”  Why?  Because people are losers plain and simple.  So [...]

So I have a strict “no Bachelor watching” policy.  But I felt like I was the only one not watching it… so I’m breaking the rules and watching the last hour (if I can get through it… the chances are not looking good).  I’m already regretting this decision and it has literally only been on [...]

There is a commercial that angers me beyond belief (and no, it doesn’t involve Tim Tebow or Focus on the Family). I shouldn’t get so upset by the commercial, but I do. Not because of what it is advertising. Because it is so fucking stupid that I just can’t even stand it. Here ya go… [...]

…or, why Tyra can kiss my fat ass. I have this incredible, seething hatred for Tyra Banks. It’s pretty much a wasted hatred seeing as how I’ll never meet her or have a personal relationship with her. I just can’t help it. Yet, I continue to punish myself by watching every fucking cycle of ANTM. [...]

Ohmigod Bridezillas. I ask again, what is wrong with these people? And when did they all get fat and poor? I’ve never seen so many poor people with such a huge sense of entitlement. Not that I think rich people have a right to run around like assholes, either. There’s a thing called class and [...]

I frequently refer to LB’s love of Dora the Explorer… and, while I’ve always known the characters have issues, I have (through hours and hours of listening to it) learned to generally ignore it.  But recently we’ve discovered the joys of “OnDemand” television and I’ve found that most characters in these cartoons have some sort [...]

There was absolutely nothing on so I was watching some Craziest TV Moments (or something similarly ridiculous) hosted by Monie Love¹.  They were showing random clips from shows I’ve never even heard of (which- seriously?  How is that possible?)  and they have on their 5 obscure “comedians” commenting on the clips.  They get to a [...]

I don’t know exactly when or how it started, but I’ve been watching a hell of a lot of BBC America lately. The channel is chock-full of reality TV during the day — which is probably why I enjoy it so much. What’s better than idiots getting their asses chewed out by people with British [...]