Bitter Wives Club

Well aren’t you lucky?  Another post thanks to my recent bout of insomnia.  I’m gonna blame it on a mixture of stress, bitterness and the flu.  So while my chamomile night night tea cools, I’ve gone nothing but time… So as you may remember, Too Legit and I have been on the lookout for a [...]

So everyone is allowed a blond moment (or two).  We all have them.  Huz used to look at me and say “please don’t say things like that out loud” whenever I would say something especially dumb (of course this is coming from a guy who thought a swine was a cheap whore).  Normally I would [...]

***Disclaimer:  I wrote this post in September with every intention of doctoring up some more photos to show y’all for your amusement.  BUT since my computer sucks and that just happens to be where my photoshop is installed on, I just decided to say fuck it and post.  It really should have been longer because [...]

So while I was at home I got very little blogging done.  Mostly I just shopped and ended up at the bar with Viv or my little brother.  I know, I’m a model of health and responsibility.  Don’t judge. Three weeks of heavy intoxication leads to funny stories.  But too many funny stories.  So, here’s [...]

So everyone I know thinks I’m crazy for driving home instead of doing the easy thing and taking an airplane.  But how else am I supposed to get all my loot home people?  It’s about the shopping! Right after school let out my mom and dad drove down and picked up SassyPants and Lil Bear.  [...]

I was hoping after the success of Jersey Shore, that people would head up that way for Spring Break.  You know people are suckers for going places and being like “Snookers stood here and danced!  Look at me I’m dancing on the boardwalk just like Snookie!”  Why?  Because people are losers plain and simple.  So [...]

Viv changes the iPod from Britney Spears to Wham! me: why? viv: it’s Wham! we used to poop to this. me: bwaaahaaahaaa totally true. look forward to upcoming videos.

So BWC is now a year old.  It was actually a year old in February I suppose, since that’s when we bought the domain and such and then it took us several weeks to figure out what theme we would use (read: two most of the indecisive people ON THE PLANET) and then a few [...]

Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day.  I know you will be shocked to find out that I ::pause for effect:: find Valentine’s Day yet another useless “holiday”… It just perpetuates the gifting of overpriced, super cheesy red roses with too much goddamn babies breath.  (Huz finally took the hint and didn’t get them for me this year.  [...]

Am I the only person on the planet that could care less about New Year’s eve?  Am I the only person who does not have the desire to wait in line in a skanky dress and pay a $20 cover to stand in a bar, waiting forever for a drink and yelling at the top [...]