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If I remove my reproductive system, will one of you ladies harvest and pass a child through your system for me? I promise I’ll let you name it whatever you want — because those are the rules, right?
» Read the rest of this entry ...If I remove my reproductive system, will one of you ladies harvest and pass a child through your system for me? I promise I’ll let you name it whatever you want — because those are the rules, right?
» Read the rest of this entry ...So yet ANOTHER fantastically exciting Saturday night at my house. I spent the afternoon cleaning (only after I went to turn on my regular daytime shows and realized- THEY WEREN’T ON CAUSE IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY), watching Dora, watching SP and her friend Binky “dye” Easter eggs (a.k.a. all of my previously white grout is now [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...My husband is an 85 year old man trapped in the body of a 31 year old. His list of ailments could top Bubba Gump’s list of shrimp dishes. Every morning he wakes up and complains about something or other. Then, throughout the day he proceeds to search his symptoms on WebMD. WebMD is good [...]
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