Posts filed under Bitters and Pieces

June 11, 2011

Mallet Hammers are AMMMAAAAZING

Well I guess we’re all aware now of the genius of my STBEH (soon-to-be-ex-husband) and despite that fact that in a few years he’ll be 40, not much seems to be changing. Our boat has been broken since September (great investment… gotta love paying every month on a giant piece of fiberglass and metal that [...]

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March 7, 2011

Cher’s Saving Herself for Luke Perry

♦So as previously mentioned, in the admin part of this website we have this nifty lil thing called counterize which keeps track of all the key words people enter into search engines that bring them to bitterwivesclub.  I’m sure it serves a great purpose but mostly we use it to see what kind of perverts [...]

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January 28, 2011

Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon.

So every time I sit down to write I realize how incredibly fucking boring my life is.  No really.  Unless you want to hear about LB’s new found controls over his bowels and bladder, which God knows you don’t, then I have nothing to say.  But since when has that ever stopped me?  Exactly. Isn’t [...]

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August 7, 2009

Deep Thoughts

•How is my dog less like a dog and more like an obstacle course? •LB is right, I should understand that “WAAAAHAAAAADEEEEEEEEYAHHHHHHHHHH” means peanut butter and jelly and when he says he wants to watch Diego I should know that he actually doesn’t want to watch Diego, he really wants to watch the Backyardigans. •Uh, [...]

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May 6, 2009

Pigs, fancy hats and pissant little brothers.

Random annoyances I’m pretty sure swine flu originated at the Wal-mart here in this shit hole town in which I live.  I went yesterday and pretty much had to give LB a bath in hand sanitizer.  I’m fairly certain that 75% of the people in there came straight from Mexico only hours before.  And 95% [...]

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April 15, 2009

Why suffer in silence?

I am not having a good day.  And since my husband’s not here for me to bitch at, I will share my bitches and whines with you lucky people. The following things are really pissing me off today: LB took every single article of clothing in his closet off the hangers and distributed them throughout [...]

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