About Coco
I’m Coco. I’m a middle aged rap mogul in the body of a 20-something soccer mom (without a mini-van). A military wife and stay at home mother of two, I have dutifully followed my husband from one miserable place to another (I may have to do it, but that doesn’t mean I can’t whine and complain). I’ve recently moved from the inner circle of hell (obviously this is just a temporary situation because anyone will tell you I’m headed back there at some point- actual hell, not the literal hell to which I was initially referring- that’s California. And while we’re on that subject I hope they have a giant earthquake that breaks that whole P.O.S. state off into the Pacific Ocean- taking with it all those Obama loving limo liberals AND my house that i’m currently 100K upside down on.¹) to paradise. Which is nice. Very very nice. However it is not doing my liver any favors. I’ll go ahead and get on that donor list now… Two kids and bad daytime television keep me busy during the day. I adore my Miss Sassy Pants & Lil’ Bear (the kids) but their shenanigans may drive me to an early grave- that, or the alcohol. My saving grace is virtual cocktails with girlfriends (mostly Viv)… because it’s always 5 o’clock at my house.
A few things you should probably know…
I tend to ramble. (Reference above.)
I think whoever invented Q-tips is a GENIUS.
I only use sponges once. Thank God for Costco.
I HEART Tupac.
My favorite food is fast food. (No- not Rachel Ray’s 30 minute meals, I mean Chic Fil A, Whataburger, McDonalds… and I’ve recently developed an overwhelming desire to eat at Long John Silver thanks to their commercials containing fish tacos. Unfortunately there isn’t one here. Poo.
The movies I can watch over and over are admittedly ridiculous (Armageddon, The Rock, Independence Day and Outbreak), and 3 of 4 were on the list of Top 10 Most Unrealistic Movies of All Time.
I will buy ANYTHING from an infomercial. I have 4 sets of knives and countless workout items.
I have WAAAAY too much self esteem.
I am a badass. (See what I mean??)
I love George Michael and want him to be my gay best friend (if I can’t revert him back to this team).
¹ Don’t worry AFit and Cass, I will notify you of the impending quake and give you time to safely evacuate. I will also make sure my homeowner’s insurance is up to date…
